Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 555 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (35/90 points)
Died 20 times in one sitting
Got to da chopper
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 5/7 (25/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/240 points)
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Load the game
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (10/650 points)
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/115 points)
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
Medals Earned: 3/9 (25/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
Win a game
Lose the game
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 2/28 (15/500 points)
Play Pengu Saves Christmas!
Beat all 12 levels and save Christmas!
Find and bring 1 star to the exit.
Find and bring 3 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 6 stars to the exit.
Find and bring 9 stars to the exit.
Find and bring every star to the exit.
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Eat 80+ treats in a single level.
Finish a level with 0 treats.
Beat a level in less than 10 seconds.
Achieve a stupid amount of horizontal speed.
Beat a level without sliding once.
Don't touch the ground for three seconds.
Die 10 times on a single level.
???
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.